Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Shoulder Surgery Alert


 Dear Friends

Pardon me if this is TMI, but next Tuesday, August 26th, I am scheduled for arthroscopic shoulder surgery to repair a tear in my rotator cuff.

Not to be mistaken for “Tommy John” surgery, this will be “Fr. John” surgery (baseball fans will get this). According to my TV Prevagen ad pharmacist David, I will be under general amnesia during this telescopic surgery and then will be wearing a swing for six weeks before starting PE.  (Clearly, David has been forgetting to take his Prevagen!)

Among other reasons, I am motivated to do this for my grandchildren. I want to show them how to sing and do all the motions for “Head, Shoulders Knees and Toes”. I want to hold them and not worry about sharp pains while we are singing “The Wheels on the Bus” at the moment “The People on the Bus go Up and Down, all through the town.”

I am also hoping to qualify for the 2026 Senior Miniature Golf Olympics being held in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, (the Miniature Golf Club capital of the world), rather than just putt around the house. After surgery, my doctor said I should be head and shoulders above the competition.

John

P.S. While I will appreciate your prayers for a successful surgery and a full and speedy recovery, also pray for Kathleen. While she is already masterful at multi-tasking while caring for our beautiful 23 and 7 month old granddaughters, this will be a time for an extra measure of strength and patience, with her one-armed assistant as a temporary patient in the house.

  

 


Shoulder Surgery Alert

  Dear Friends Pardon me if this is TMI , but next Tuesday, August 26 th , I am scheduled for arthroscopic shoulder surgery to repair a te...