Monday, July 22, 2024

Got Milk?


Dear Friends

Since it has been a slow few weeks of news, I want to share with you some exciting BREAKING NEWS. It happened at 8:17 am this morning when a PERSONAL BEST and WORLD RECORD was set, just four days before the Opening Ceremonies of the Olympic Games in Paris.

You may always remember where you were when you heard this news. You were holding your phone in your hand. You were scrolling. This news may well define your life before and after July 22, 2024. *

Are you ready?

Breaking my previous record of 15 days, I bought milk this morning that had these timeless words: “Best By 08 Aug. 2024” That’s 18 days from now!!! I was so excited I almost skipped right out the front door without paying for the one item I came to get.

 

 

What else can I say but Holy Cow!!!

Thank you Stater Brothers!!!

John

*Historians, however, are already saying that yesterday’s great and exciting news about President Biden stepping aside and endorsing Kamala Harris, may go down in history as being even more important.  

 

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